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So a lot of things happened tonight. And I just had to write them all down.
First, I get a phone call from an acquaintance off the MUCK. He says he's at the hotel where Furry Fiesta is being held, and asked if I wanted to go meet him and some of his friends for dinner there at the hotel. For some reason, I say yes. Probably because I'm starved for real-life human interaction.
Driving for the first time in my new car - in and of itself a stunning sort of thing for me - I soon find myself at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Addison...smack dab in the middle of a furry convention, the first I would have ever seen. I was almost shaking with nervousness. I got out of my car and the first thing I saw was a handful of people walking into the hotel, one or two wearing tails and ears. I shook my head. What was I doing?
I walked inside and soon found a seat at the hotel's dining spot...and to my surprise and perhaps dismay, I realized I was the only female in a group of about seven people. One of them took one look at me and immediately got a gleam in his eye...I'm thinking, oh no.
After a very tiny dinner, thanks to my nervous stomach, I strolled with the group to "the game room" - a room with three videogame systems hooked up, and several strange games strewn around that I had never heard of. We played two of these strange games...or, well, some of the group played while I and mister gleamy-eyes watched and cracked jokes. That gleam was growing by the minute, and it took a very short time for him to begin making innuendo jokes at me and basically hit on me. My acquaintance joined the hitting-on, too.
Somehow, though...regardless of the fact that I knew what these two wanted, I joined them in their hotel room afterwards. They were quick to begin pouring affections over me, trying their damndest to get me out of my clothes...but with each advance I just moved away and half-seriously giggled, "Hey!"
Before I knew it, the room was full of raging testosterone. Four men, all revved up for a night of excitement, and little old me. Well, two of them were in and out for a while. Two of them - mister gleamy-eyes and my friend - were busy cuddling, petting, and making subtle attempts at getting in my pants. Finally everyone was there, and they were all making comments, slipping in hints that made it clear what they wanted. And me? I just giggled along and joked with them...and then did absolutely nothing.
Four out of five men, ready to pounce me. (The fifth was too shy...I kind of feel bad for him.) I never thought in all my life I'd end up in that kind of a situation. I guess I couldn't pass it up. The "crazy" in me just wanted to steal some affection and then run with it. And that's exactly what I did. I left all four (the fifth one fell asleep) to their sexual frustrations, and grinned to myself the entire drive home.
It's official.
I am going to hell.
I'm not sure why I wrote this. In fact, it puzzles me. I had this crazy image in my mind of some stranger out there reading this...Wasn't written for anyone I know. I'm a little weird, I know. But anyway! Enjoy my latest work!
Lonely Soul, To You
This is for the lonely soul
Sitting by the fire tonight
Playing music to soothe the pain
This is for you
Yes, that's right
You
I am writing to you, lonely soul
To tell you there is hope
To tell you you are not alone
To hold your hand
To help you cope
There is something you should know, lonely soul
That you are never truly alone
And though it may not ease the pain
You have my love
Right now, tonight
You have the love of a lonely poet
A poet who can't seem to rhyme today
A poet who wishes someone would say
These very words to her
Someone who has nothing but love
To offer the world
This is for you, so this night you can say
You are no longer a lonely soul
You are a man, a woman
Who is loved
Because, my dear -
May I call you my dear? -
I have love to offer you
I have love that is true
This is my love poem to you
Let me sit here with you
On this your sad and lonely night
Let us commune by this your crackling fire
Or listen together to the music
You so love to hear
And since you share with me this time
I will share with you a secret...
Did you know,
Former lonely soul,
And lover of mine for tonight
Did you know that I was once very alone?
Did you know that I would let all my life go to waste
Just for one taste
Just for one moment spent in daydream
In which a faceless lover became real to me?
I am yours tonight, my dear
So clutch me close in your arms
And cry your eyes out
Or smile, even laugh aloud
Share with me your secrets
I promise you I won't tell
But whatever you do
Don't you dare feel alone
I would feel insulted, after all!
For I am with you tonight
In a way you cannot imagine...
This is for you
For you,
That's right -
YOU!
And I want you to know...
I love you
Okay. Everyone knows I'm a huge fan not only of Sonic the Hedgehog, but of his one true enemy, Robotnik. (And Snively, but we won't go there...today.) You don't have to know me long to know that I adore his evilness, his awesomeness, his general badassery. The "SatAM", or Saturday Morning cartoon, version of Robotnik was always particularly menacing to me as a kid. Rarely did he have any stupid moments...he always kept his composure, always kept his air of "I am Lord of Evil, bow unto me!" And of course, that series is where we find Snively, voiced by the one and only Charlie Adler, who did the job all too well.
Anyway! Back on track. So...being a huge fan, I went on one of my YouTube explorations not long ago, and I discovered pure gold! Well, in my opinion anyway.
For anyone at all who is a Sonic fan - I'm looking at you, Kithop, if you ever look at my stuff ;) - you simply MUST go on a similar exploration as I did. Look up remixes of various videogame themes (such as for Robotnik, who is awesome and has an awesome lackey) - you will find a lot of crap, but with effort, you'll also find nuggets like the links I will provide below! They are both remixes of the Robotnik Theme from Sonic the Hedgehog 3...my absolute favorite Robotnik theme. I used to adore that theme as a kid. I would even sing it for long periods of time! So you can imagine my delight when I found these.
First off, the one I've been deafening myself with while writing this. I can never seem to play it loud enough to satisfy my cravings for Robotnik Theme awesomeness! It isn't the best quality, but that's okay with me! All it needs, really, is some brushing up and a little more bass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh0f-c_KZ
And if you desire a much better quality, and much less electronic remix? I'll point you to one that my ex pointed me to - he loves this style of music, and I must say...good choice! The evil laugh makes me grin from ear to ear! And the guitars - dear god, the guitars! So deliciously metal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W05rhqJ0I
My two favorite categories of music (techno and metal), both remixes of my favorite theme as a kid?! I'm in love!
PS - Here is the original theme, from the videogame itself! For comparison. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqE_mjo9y
For those of you who have lovers and are happy - Good for you. Do me a huge favor and don't show your affection in public.
For those of you who are ronery and sadry arone - Go find someone to lurve on. Seriously.
For those of you who are alone and happy about it - What the hell is wrong with you?!
For those of us with mad crushes - Good luck!
And to all of the above - Happy Lurve Day. <3
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